MOre FoRmSPrING ReSPonSEs!!!! wow!

there are lots flooooding in! woot!

Somebody#1

i actually think he’s not going to find this too funny since he has a tendency to get butt hurt over things. his attitude towards fbr_t is an example, but thank you for the mild comic relief i get checking these posts

My Response: Ohhhhhhhh SNAP! David Blaise butt hurt would be a bad thing I think because lets be honest, no one wants to be butt hurt. in all seriousness, I hope that he can take it as a joke. Also, WTF is fbr_t? is it something I’ll get butt hurt over? fuuuuuuck

Somebody#2

i love it. so v. much.

My Response: I bet you just love looking at pictures of David Blaise v. much. LAWLZ!!!!

Somebody#3

Honestly even though I’m a very big This Providence fan and David Blaise is my favorite. This tumblr is one of the most hilarious things I have ever come across. Thank you for making me laugh until I cry.

My Response: The only person I want crying over this is DAVID BLAISE. jk. I’m glad that I am making you laugh until you cry and not the other way around. cause that would suck.

Somebody#4

i just found this tumblr last night and oh my gosh,
PISSED MY PANTS,
because it’s so hilarious,

KEEP POSTING MORE STUFF,
because it’s so greaaat.

My Response: I’m sorry you peed yourself. and you found this the first night it was made, congrats! I’ll keep posting if people SUBMIT PHOTOS GOD DAMN IT.

Somebody#5

i love it so much :)

My Response: you and Somebody#2 should hang out.

Somebody#6

who are you? im hoping youre either a sixteen year old girl full of angst or david blaise himself because this blog seems like a huge waste of time….lawl..

My Response: I think it would be cool to be David Blaise. then I could be a jerk to everyone and still be considered cute enough to have a good reputation with the laaaadiieessssss.  but sadly, I am not David Blaise. you can go cry now, but do come back and read the rest of this. I am a girl, just like ALL the people who follow this blog. I am a This Providence fan who met the band for the first time at a concert on Sunday the 15th of Nevember. I created this blog the next day to perpetuate and inside joke with my friends. I am not 16, there is not still time for me. I am not 17 forever, I am not 18 going on extinct, I am not 19 because there are no songs for 19 year olds and I am not a teenager. GUESS MY AGE.

now was THAT a huge waste of your time? the answer is yes…

PLEASE KEEP CONTRIBUTING TO THE TUMBLR!

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and really, if you have ANY pictures of DBlaise I need them. I’ve run out of re-blog-able posts and would love new stuff so I don’t have to go googling him. please save me the trauma.

theegabee:

Noemi offered me a David Blaise picture during PreCalc today.

I pretty much went crazy with “omg’s” and “he’s so adorable’s”

I got a bunch of weird looks, but now I have something amazing to stare at during class.

Ohhh, and I put him on my keyboard in Newspaper while we edited and Bobe was all “wtf?”

:)

I swear to god David Blaise has turned into the new code word crack cocaine. She put him on the keyboard. more like SNORTED him OFF the keyboard. DBlaise, promoting drug use by his very existence.

P.S. Kids, if you get offered David Blaise, do not accept. Thats an addiction thats hard to break

fuckyeahdavidblaise: click the picture to see the gif moving~ David Blaise would talk with his mouth full. HE FUCKING WOULD.

fuckyeahdavidblaise:

click the picture to see the gif moving~

David Blaise would talk with his mouth full. HE FUCKING WOULD.

(Reblogged from fuckyeahdavidblaise)

I want to see what you have to say about this!

Is this really what America is all about David? skinning dogs for hats and wearing hipster flannel? have some pride in yourself… dear god.

and finally! a submission! AWESOME!

MORE FORMSPRING RESPONSES!!!! woot!

Somebody#1:

It’s HIL-AR-IOUS. Those that take this too seriously should probably take a walk of the short end because life is too fucking short.

My Response: I wish David was short so I could make a short joke cause you said short two times. buuuuut his Myspace says he’s 6 ft.

yep… I have sunk to a new low. I just Googled how tall David Blaise is.

Somebody#2:

David is gonna get a kick out of this. I know I do. It’s fucking hilarious, I pray he reblogs some of these posts. It finally makes sense, his initials are DB as in Douche Bag!!!

My Response: I pray every night before I lay my head down on the pillow that he re-blogs me. Since I’ve had this Tumblr one day that means I prayed… last-night only. and I forgot last-night. anyyyyways I think it really works quite naturally that DBlaise is a Dbag. obviously somebody up there is looking out for all the fangirls down here, trying to warn us with just his name. prolly because we pray so much.

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and really, if you have ANY pictures of DBlaise I need them. I’ve run out of re-blog-able posts and would love new stuff so I don’t have to go googling him. please save me the trauma.

This is my friend Paula being unnecessarily attacked by that jerk David Blaise. The next photo in this series is David ripping out Paula’s throat and drinking her blood. Because David Blaise is such a jerk that someone turned him into a vampire a little while ago hoping it would kill him but… alas. and lets get one thing straight: David Blaise is even MORE of a pussy then that other pussy vampire Edward Cullen.

This is my friend Paula being unnecessarily attacked by that jerk David Blaise. The next photo in this series is David ripping out Paula’s throat and drinking her blood. Because David Blaise is such a jerk that someone turned him into a vampire a little while ago hoping it would kill him but… alas.

and lets get one thing straight: David Blaise is even MORE of a pussy then that other pussy vampire Edward Cullen.

Why yes, I do have my panties in a bunch.

likeraindropswefall:

I don’t like it when people attack other people. WHETHER OR NOT IT IS A JOKE. It doesn’t matter if it’s a joke. It still makes you an asshole.

ROTFL

just for you babe

(Reblogged from flowerishboom)
exitsigns: ohaiii. David Blaise from This Providence :3I completely creeped him out. It was amazing. this is kinda old, just randomly found it. back when i didnt have obnoxious hair. David Blaise = DBlaise = DBag =Douche Bag. How I had not realized this before amazes even me View high resolution

exitsigns:

ohaiii. David Blaise from This Providence :3
I completely creeped him out. It was amazing.

this is kinda old, just randomly found it. back when i didnt have obnoxious hair.

David Blaise = DBlaise = DBag =Douche Bag.

How I had not realized this before amazes even me

(Reblogged from lipstickandsidewalk)
smellly: lawl look at this rando girl’s pic from facebook being a super groupie for david blaise OKay… WHAT THE FUCK. Now, granted, I reblog a lot of people’s photos WITH David Blaise. HOWEVER. there is a difference between what I do and what you just did. what you just did was FUCKING CREEPY SHIT searching facebook for people and David Blaise. I LIVE WITH THIS GIRL and WENT TO THIS SHOW WITH HER, OKAY? She is not a “rando” TO ME, but she IS a Rando to you. so leave her fucking facebook alone and stop being so terrifyingly creepy. OH!!! AND ANOTHER THING! what about this makes her a super groupie? huh? WHAT??!?! because it looks to me like she took a picture with a member of a band that she likes. and lets try some logic here for a second. I know it’ll be hard, but hang tight. If I went to the show with this girl, and I met David Blaise with this girl, and I think that David Blaise is a Douchbag… Don’t you think that maybe… JUST MAYBE… this girl might feel a little bit the same way? huh??!?!?! OH. AND THE GOD DAMN BEST PART OF THIS IS i fucking took this picture. LAWL on THAT you CREEPER! LAWL LAWL LAWL till you DIE. View high resolution

smellly:

lawl look at this rando girl’s pic from facebook being a super groupie for david blaise

OKay… WHAT THE FUCK.

Now, granted, I reblog a lot of people’s photos WITH David Blaise. HOWEVER. there is a difference between what I do and what you just did. what you just did was FUCKING CREEPY SHIT searching facebook for people and David Blaise.

I LIVE WITH THIS GIRL and WENT TO THIS SHOW WITH HER, OKAY? She is not a “rando” TO ME, but she IS a Rando to you. so leave her fucking facebook alone and stop being so terrifyingly creepy.

OH!!! AND ANOTHER THING!

what about this makes her a super groupie? huh? WHAT??!?! because it looks to me like she took a picture with a member of a band that she likes.

and lets try some logic here for a second. I know it’ll be hard, but hang tight. If I went to the show with this girl, and I met David Blaise with this girl, and I think that David Blaise is a Douchbag… Don’t you think that maybe… JUST MAYBE… this girl might feel a little bit the same way? huh??!?!?!

OH. AND THE GOD DAMN BEST PART OF THIS IS

i fucking took this picture.

LAWL on THAT you CREEPER! LAWL LAWL LAWL till you DIE.

(Reblogged from smellly)

Responses to the Formspring!!!

Somebody#1:

I think your tumblr is hilarious because obviously David’s not a douche, he’s actually a good friend and I miss him and you’re making me miss him a little less.

My Response: Thank you for thinking I am hilarious. David actually used to be a good friend of mine too but then he became a jerk. Watch out.

Somebody#2:

i can say whatever i want? omg great. i can’t tell you how much i love this tumblr, even though i am a huge this prov fan. everyone needs to get over it, omg, it’s hilarious. it’s a joke.

My Response: I am an average This Providence fan and the one time I met David he was a douche to me. so half of it is a joke because apparently he’s pretty nice and half of it is really my black soul spilling fourth onto the interwebz. I sincerely hope that the half that people take seriously is the half that is joking. You really want no part of my black soul. Trust.

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